HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.

WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.

A-arararararrrrr B-beardface C- coffee is life D- Dave the Cop E- equals broken F-foodgasm G- GISHWHES is consuming my life H- hells yeah bitches I- I promised your brother I wouldn’t have sex with you J- Jack Layton K- Kids in the Hall L- Liverpool is a cesspool M- Misha Collins is a god N- nomnomnom O- Octopi and octopuses are both grammatically correct P- pie Q- Queen Street R- Rob Ford is evil S- San Francisco is amazing T- Trolling Toronto U- unless V- video games W- Wandering in doubt X- … Y- yummy in me tummy Z-zombies

Hmmmmm… yes. 2011 in an alphabetical nutshell. Certainly was a lack of “X” last year. This year will be different… much x will be had.

(via vessellated)